every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr
OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followers
What if Harry and Draco were girls…
…for example, Harriet and Draquesha
… is Draquesha from the ghetto??
GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA
WHO SHE THINK SHE IS
JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME
FUCK THIS HO
dont make a quotable book into a movie ever unless you want every white girl you know repeating the same quotes over and over and over and over and over and over again
and in that moment i swear the quotes were infinite
we accept the quotes we think we deserve
Points of Interest in Over-the-Rhine by Steam Whistle Letterpress
Cincinnati Bearcats Harlem Shake (by CincinnatiBearcats)
I think the Harlem Shake is dumb but I’m posting this anyway.
“AUTHOR’S NOTE: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you, Jenny Beckman. Bitch.”